Salma Hayek’s boobs are fake. Who knew?

Nice. And normal.
Fucking sideshow!

Now I don’t follow the Hollywood gossip much. But when I think of Salma Hayek. I don’t think acting or talent. I think big boobs.

Just like Kim Kardasian and her big ass. It’s pretty much their sole reason for being famous. Like a fucking calling card!

So I’m googling Salma Hayek for a milf post and I come across some old pics of her with a pretty average (at best) chest. I’m like who the fuck knew. I never knew that a small-chested Salma even existed.

(And don’t claim that she grew into these puppies and shit. Please! You don’t go from a nice solid B cup to Pornstar Triple-Fs in your late 30s.)

Now let that be a lesson. Boobs can make you famous.

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One thought on “Salma Hayek’s boobs are fake. Who knew?

  1. OMG. She is so hot! Who cares if she can barely speak English. Cast her as the Mexican maid type from Seinfeld.

    Oh, Georgie…

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