Media reaches out to Bill Nye the (not so) Science Guy for a lifeline

Just the latest attempt to convince the low-info sports fans that the corrupt American media was right to trash the integrity of the greatest coach and QB in NFL history. With no evidence.

After Belichick’s presser yesterday, where he destroyed the preconceived bullshit narratives of ESPN, SI, Pro Football Talk, etc – the Bristol toy department branch of American Pravda (not liking the fucking scrambled egg dripping from their faces) reached out to a scientist named Dr. Kiel Chistianson from the University of Illinois’ School of Science & Technology.

Unfortunately it did not go well for the media. As Dr Kiel confirmed pretty much everything Belichick stated.

Here’s the audio/video.

Guess how many tweets this video produced from the likes of Peter King, Mike Florio, etc – who have been trashing Belichick all week?

You fucking guessed it… Zip. Zilch. Nada.

Well. Back to the drawing board for the American Pravda scumbags. Today, GMA Sunday brought on the bow-tied moron Bill Nye the Science Guy (who holds a, get this, BS in Engineering).
Bill Nye

Here’s what the dipshit said, “This doesn’t make sense?”

Well, duh. When you are a fucking fake scientist, nothing makes sense. Without a script.

This comment led to about a million tweets from the liberal fools in the media.

Bottomline. Fake Scientist. Fake Scandal. Fake media.

Chris Cornell’s kick ass acoustic version of ‘Black Hole Sun’

For those of us who grew of age in the early-mid 90s, Chris Cornell’s vocals simply define our generation. Eddie Veder and Layne Staley would probably be solid picks to round out anyone’s top 3.

PS – Yahoo Studios obviously has no fucking business producing music videos. What is with the suckass video quality?

Obama sends $1 million in stimulus money to an online fucking soap opera…

You may not have seen the show “Diary of a Single Mom” co-starring Billy Dee Williams, but your tax dollars helped pay for it.

Through the federal economic stimulus program, a company owned by actor-director Robert Townsend was paid more than $230,000 to produce and direct the Web-based show, records show. Other production costs on the show paid to different vendors total more than $700,000.

The money came through an award by the Department of Commerce to One Economy Corp. for more than $28 million last year to help boost broadband Internet service in underserved areas across the country.

One Economy is using more than $1.5 million of that money to create programming such as “Diary of a Single Mom,” which the group says will help provide an incentive for people to connect to the Internet.

So let me get this fucking straight. Obama sends a million large ones to some Hollywood producer supporter… and the idea behind this expenditure is, wait… to produce quality Internet content, so that poor people (who have no fucking Internet) will be incentivized to connect to the Internet or something. Yep. Makes fucking great sense.

Danny Ainge suddenly loves Rajon Rondo… after trade failed

Oh. Fuck.

ESPN Boston

“I’ll talk to Rondo,” he added. “But I won’t tell you what I’ll say to him. Rondo will be fine, Rondo knows that we love him. He knows that we like him. He’s excited to come back and play basketball, in my opinion. He gets a lot of attention. He’s a great player.”

This is too fucking funny. Sort of like when that smoking babe leaves you at the hotel, handcuffed to the bed, with your wallet in tow. You then head home with you head between up your legs. And all of sudden your wife of 10 years doesn’t look so bad.

Obama heads on another 17 day fucking vacation….

The biggest fucking tool in history...

The detached community fucking organizer strikes a-fucking-gain.

I mean… who the fuck knew someone could be so in your face. But when the corrupt fucking leftwing media has your back, you can pretty much skate.

Hey. 315,00 folks completely drop the fuck out of the workforce. Time for a vacay.

PS – Wonder if Moochelle will take her own fucking private 757.

Bill Simmons wants to see Will Smith start making out with guys or something

I always pegged Bill Simmons as a Hollywood pussy. But this pretty much confirms it. I mean what red-blooded American male wants to see Will Smith suck face with another guy?

Please!

Okay so Simmons has up one of his templated 10,000 word columns at Grantland (named after a famous sports writer no one has ever heard of) where he mixes Hollywood in with sports. In a way too serious manner. Yawn if you’ve heard this before.

If you don’t have two hours to read it, here is Simmons’ thesis: Will Smith’s career was way too formulated and too conservative. Basically Smith could have been a great actor (not just a money making fucking machine) if took some chances on gay indie roles.

And Simmons points back to a film called Six Degrees of Separation – where Smith played a gay con man – to make his point.

I keep coming back to Six Degrees of Separation, the biggest gamble he ever made, when everyone doubted that the “Fresh Prince” could pull off a gay con artist in an indie movie. He pulled it off. Within that movie, Smith hits a couple of places that he hasn’t hit since: It’s a really good performance, a little like Leo in This Boy’s Life (same year, by the way) in that you left the theater feeling like you just watched the seeds planted for a meaningful movie career.

But Simmons seems totally despondent that Smith didn’t “kiss another dude.” Under the guise of art of course. (wink wink)

Of course, there was a moment in the script when Smith’s character had to kiss Anthony Michael Hall’s character, only Smith refused. They edited the movie so that, as Smith leans in for the “kiss,” we’re seeing him from behind and hear a smooch … only it never actually happened. Even at 25 years old, Will Smith was thinking ahead. He didn’t want to film a scene that could be thrown back in his face later. Or, he was afraid to kiss a dude. Or, he knew he couldn’t play anyone other than himself — as the past two decades have pretty much backed up — so kissing another man in a movie was impossible because he’s Will Smith and Will Smith doesn’t kiss guys. It’s a totally unauthentic moment in a performance that, otherwise, was totally authentic.

If you think Pursuit of Happyness or Ali is Will Smith’s defining performance, you would be wrong. It’s Six Degrees of Separation. Everything is on display: his once-in-a-generation charisma, his acting chops, his sense of humor, his sense of the moment … and, most of all, his self-awareness. He made Six Degrees to prove he wasn’t just a rapper-turned-sitcom-star, that he could actually act, that he cared about his craft. You know, as long as he didn’t have to kiss another dude. It was a chance, but a calculated one. He never took another one. Now he’s our one and only movie star, according to William Goldman. There’s a lesson here.

There you have it. Bill Simmons wants to see Will Smith make out with “dudes.”  Which I guess would make him a real actor or something.

That was fast… Michael Ryder signs with Dallas Stars

So much for Chiarelli’s idea yesterday.

“We certainly haven’t parted ways [with Ryder],” Chiarelli said. “I’m weary of the market as it stands now so I said, ‘Look guys, go out there and see what’s going on and we’ll continue to talk.’

Ryder basically went out there and found out “what’s going on.” To tune of $7 million over two years. From the Dallas Stars. Thank you very much.

Now I would have assumed $3.5 million per (a cut from $5 mil) is what the Bruins were thinking with Ryder. Maybe a bit lower. But they obviously didn’t sign him before he hit the market. So it’s a moot fucking point.

Ryder leaves with a solid (albeit under-performing for his salary) 63 goals in 3 years with the Bruins. Along with a, oh, Stanley fucking Cup!

And he’ll always be remembered for the glove save he made in Game 5 against Montreal (with score 0-0) in Round one.

Holy jumpin’!